Good News!

I finally got an interview! I have been job-huntin' for weeks, hell, months since the semester started. Anybody who went to college can relate to how extremely hard it is to get a job let alone a darned interview when you got the competition of 10,000 plus other students who may be lookin' for a job too. It's a job with an added bonus. If I get it, which I have a strong feeling that I will, I'll be a Campus Visit Office Coordinator which is basically someone who schedules campus visits with prospective students. I'll be workin in an office setting which is something that I've always wanted to do (I don't know what it is about desk cubicles, answering phones and putting data into computers, but it fascinates me). Plus, there's a perk to it: I'll tour prospects around the campus and tell them about the school all while getting a $3-500 scholarship and a check. Get up on THAT one! So I think it's great, I'm excited and I'm hoping that I get the job. Darrin, the only BLACK man I know that works in the office told me I'll probably get the job 'cause he's been pushin' to get minorities in the office. And speakin' of accomplished black folks, betcha didn't kno this:

This beautiful black sistah, Shonda Rhimes is the producer AND creator of Grey's Anatomy! Who woulda thought it! Now, I'm not against whites or anything, but I can't believe that this show, that I know A LOT of white folks love, is produced by a beautiful woman of color. Not saying that Black folks ain't able, but I've heard so many white people down blacks and throw black women into the category of big-booty ho's without a purpose. She (Rhimes) is the first African-American woman to produce and create a top-rated television series! She also co-wrote Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, in which Halle Berry starred and got a Golden Globe award for. Get onto that one! Ha! I read all this in my Glamour magazine I had. It just makes me feel so good to see a succesful Black woman who ain't about tryin' to be the latest and hottest video ho' or some other degrading profession. This woman is an inspiration to me because I want to be a writer. She's the flesh manifestation of a woman with a dream and enough passion and drive to achieve it. Let's give it up for her!

I'll leave on this note:

I'm so glad I have what comes in few numbers: a good man! I'd hate to be like women who end up like this...

See ya!

I'm So Excited!

I am so excited...and I just can't hide it! Lol, that was kind of wack, but I remember that song if nobody else does and it's the perfect song for how I'm feeling and why. My financial aid finally came through and paid off my meal plan for the semester so I ain't gotta worry about them tellin' me I can't eat 'cause I ain't paid my dues. That would have been a real pain. Then I get what's called a refund check and it has come right on time! Remember my outrageous phone bill? Well, I ain't gotta worry bout that no mo' 'cause my refund check as of now is currently $458.51. I usually don't do that and tell my business like that but, I'm so excited....and I just can't hide it!!! LOL! Moving on...

I'm going to just go ahead and apologize to any Greeks that happen to visit my page, but I am so disappointed in my friend that crossed. I mean I'm happy and I respect her organization as a whole, but just because she got those dang letters, her whole personality has changed. I felt as if we were getting somewhat close, but hell, you ain't gon' catch me tryin' to keep a friend that ain't tryin' to be kept. I ain't gon' be running behind someone that got they head so far up they big behind, that they can't see straight. Now, I ain't hatin' on the girl, 'cause I was truly happy for her. Even when people told me, 'Oh, they done gave the wrong girl them letters. Now her head's gon' be even bigger!" And I defended her butt when they said that and now she is acting different. Now, I understand you know once you get to be apart of something like that you begin to self-improve and begin to uphold the morals and values of that group, but at the same time, with anything you join, you gotta stay true to yourself and to the friends you had before you crossed. I don't want to say too much though, so moving on... (Despite that, I am thinking about going Greek....I just don't know what).

Anybody and everybody that knows me knows that I am a Cosmo girl. I am obsessed with reading freakin' Cosmopolitan! Well anyway, I was skimming through one of my old magazines when I came across this article called, "Wild Sex Questions We're Asked." And one of the questions listed was:

"Recently, my boyfriend told me that when he masturbates, he likes to

swallow his ejaculate. I tried to pretend I wasn't weirded out by his confession, but now he always makes jokes about how much he likes tasting himself. I'm afraid he won't ever confide in me again if I tell him I wish he wouldn't bring it up. Should I be freaking out or not?"

My answer would have been: HELL YEAH! She shouldn't even have had to ask this question. If my boyfriend had told me that he liked swallowing his darn cum (sorry, I know that's a dirty word, but I gotta stay real) it would a RED FLAG! I'd be wonderin' if this dude is gay and who else's ejaculate he likes to swallow. HELL NAW! That couldn't have been no black woman. Not to be discriminating, but no black woman woulda been questionin' whether she should be mad. She would feel like she got every damn right to be mad and then kick his cum-swallowing butt to the curb. That's too much for me! What y'all think?

Well, that's all....catch up with ya later...

Random ~Ish

Calls. Hand Signs. Letters. Sisterhood. Probates. *Sigh* I went to my first probate today. It was the AKA probate. It was really good. I swear I didn't know like two of my friends were even on line and had crossed. I know that they had been wanting it for a while and I was excited. Just being in that atmosphere will give anybody a rush! Anyhoo, don't want to say too much so....moving on :)

Tiffany Pollard. Better known as crazy ass New York. I swear, this is the ugliest, prettiest woman I never knew. Like, to be real, I don't think she's all that attractive, but she keeps herself up, and hell she's a 'Keep It Real Diva,' too. Her show cracks me up! There are a couple men that I'm disgusted with and a couple that I love. Let's go through the names shall we?

First off, TAILOR MADE. Rich white boy. Ain't scared to break his pocket for his Nubian Princess. He's the one everybody in the house loves to hate. Let's not forget the classic scene that I fell out my chair laughin' at when Buddha yoked him up on the stairwell, lol. Gets on New York bad side, but sho' 'nuff know how to get off of it (buy me an $855 dollar negligee and you will be off my crap list forever).

MIDGET MAC was my nigga! This lil' dude was the biggest, smallest, most cockiest little midget I never knew. He was funny...I'm sad she had to let him go. Although, I thought she made herself cry when he left, but whatever...moving on.

BUDDHA. Now this man is definitely a man! I love this guy....he's so frikkin' masculine...whoo! Anyway, this dude must really like New York 'cause this nigga really cried when he was sent home for manning up Tailor Made. Either that, or he thought all chances of him getting his own show were pretty much slim to none.

IT. Ugh, I hate this dude! He is such a dag-frikkin' idiot! I'm SO glad his black butt got sent home!

PRETTY...enough said in his name...mmmm.

PUNK looks pretty gay to me. I'm sorry. Yea dude got a nice body, but that's it. I mean really why the hell is he so dang big?

MR. WISE is a fake wanna-be-from-the-hood-but-I-grew-up-in-the-suburbs fake.

ENTERTAINER is nasty and a freak!

CHEESY is the wackest one on the show...I don't know why he even got a chance to be on the show. I think maybe for good ratings. Any other ones ain't important enough to remember lol.

Well, besides the fact that I celebrated my three year anniversary with my boyfriend yesterday....I think that's all folks... See Ya!

Just for laughs...

look like dude from Lord of the Rings...

what the hell...

Keepin' It Treal

Wassup to all! I'm so excited bout my new hobby/activity/job! I love tryin new things and I've always wanted to have my own blog, but just didn't know how to get it started! Besides having a love for writing, I have an extreme bill to pay this month hopefully!

Let me tell you I been goin' through hard times! Being in college is hard times! Fresh outta high school, almost done with my first semester of college, being broke and havin a 421 dollar cell phone bill is outrageous! These are hard times! I will be the first to vouch for my generation: mama, daddy, grandma, grandpa and all are soooo right. Swear I couldn't wait to get my high yella behind out the house and out on my own so I could do what I wanted when I wanted, but soon as I stepped out the door, I fell flat on my ass. I still gotta call mama talkin bout I need money.

So long story short, my boyfriend (which is who I share a plan with) has been paying for the cell phone bill primarily. I know some people, older women in particular would be screamin', "Girl, please! You better make that negro pay for the bill! That's what he s'pose to do!" But for some reason, I just don't have that traditional mindset that the man has to pay for everything. I believe it's fifty-fifty. Well, all month long he been askin' me bout what I was gon do bout payin my half of the bill when he know i'm broke as a joke! But what can you say besides, "I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY," when ya ass really aint got two damn nickels to rub together? Well, I had been makin mo' excuses than a crackhead that owe his dealer money, when one day I happened to be flippin through a Seventeen magazine, when in it was this little section on earning money while in college. Well, it basically said you could sign up for a free blog on Google and if you let them advertise on it, you could make 20 dollars or more for it. Now, I know to all working people with real bills will be thinkin 20 dollars aint really nothin, but hey when you a poor college student, twenty dollars is a lot! So, that's how I ended up here.

I mean, I am very opinionated and I keep it real. I love to talk about all the dumbass stuff celebrities and commonfolk do a lot. Especially them pictures that you see that make you say, what the hell?



Like this bull. This is why black people get talked about.